Song for the Cat

Here's a 30-minute-old song--straight from the cat muse.

Chords are : C G#9 F Bb9// C C7 F F7 C Bb9 C// C C9 G#9 Bb9// etc.

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along!

Won't you please stop licking me my dear

I'll pet you when you ask for it,

And sometimes when you don't

I'll wake you when you're sleeping

And I'm feeling quite alone

I'll envy you in sunshine

And I'll pity you in rain

I'll undermine your dignity

With stupid kitty games

But though you are most interesting

When you are most weird

Won't you please stop licking me my dear

And I'm grateful for affections

Just not in liberal doses

And your parasites are not so bad

Cause I don't mind hypnosis

Your ridiculousness is most sublime

When you act ferocious

But won't you please stop licking me

It really is the grossest

Oh won't you please top licking me my dear

Though I like passing time with you

It really is the nicest

You delegate of delicate

ambassadors of Isis

But though you are most interesting

When you are most weird

Won't you please stop licking me my dear