Monday, June 11, 2012

Song for the Cat

Here's a 30-minute-old song--straight from the cat muse.


Chords are : C G#9 F Bb9// C C7 F F7 C Bb9 C// C C9 G#9 Bb9// etc.

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along!


Won't you please stop licking me my dear

I'll pet you when you ask for it,
And sometimes when you don't
I'll wake you when you're sleeping
And I'm feeling quite alone

I'll envy you in sunshine
And I'll pity you in rain
I'll undermine your dignity
With stupid kitty games

But though you are most interesting
When you are most weird
Won't you please stop licking me my dear

And I'm grateful for affections
Just not in liberal doses
And your parasites are not so bad
Cause I don't mind hypnosis
Your ridiculousness is most sublime
When you act ferocious
But won't you please stop licking me
It really is the grossest
Oh won't you please top licking me my dear

Though I like passing time with you
It really is the nicest
You delegate of delicate
ambassadors of Isis

But though you are most interesting
When you are most weird
Won't you please stop licking me my dear