Christmas Spider

Here is a song about santa claus really being a spider in a mansuit.  Merry christmas.

Christmas Postings

Here's the 'single' from my 5th Christmas album.  If you would like a copy of this compilation, send me your physical address and I will send one your way in lieu of no Christmas gift. 

Everyone is going to think

That I am soo cool when they watch this one.  The writing-recording :: editing ratio of this song is embarrassingly low.  Maybe like 45 minutes :: 1:15 hours.  It's good that I got such an important thing done today.
The guitar is in some kind of open tuning.  Probably DAF#(?) DAD.  Dafdad?  I think it'd in Dafdad.  does anybody play in dafgad?  Is that a popular one?  It will be now, if it's not.

Tis Christmas Recording Season

1.  I ushered a bunch of songs into existence today, but I don't think I"ll post m(any?) of them here.  Except for this one, which is relatively benign.  Weird to sing about umbrellas after such a pretty day.

2.  Tis Christmas Recording Season.  This will be my fifth (5th) Christmas album, which is a great excuse to retrospectify my catalog & avoid subjecting your ears to harrowingly-thrown-together last-minute songs.  Since it will be a Holiday Sampler, I'll be trying my hand at sampling.  If anyone wants to join in on the Holiday Fun, you sure can.  I can't guarantee that it will be fun.

Storm's a-comin'

And rather than use my finite electricity time for good, like washing dishes or doing homework, I have used it for ill: recording a song with far too much mandolin.

What do you think about a 'Bum knee' app that says "storm's a-comin'" when there's a storm coming?  It wouldn't give you any other info; you'd have to research the storm yourself, like with a real bum knee.

I had another app idea, but I can't think of it now.

I meant for this song to be funnier, but I only have so much patience for writing lyrics and coming up with so many rhymes while still having it sort of make sense.  I don't know if it's even slightly witty at this point.  Shameful.

That is a picture of the moon some night when it was big-seeming.

Halloween Song

I just got internet again, so here is my third annual halloween song.  I apologize for the awful picture of a centipede (I think), but it's the most halloweenish picture I have.  I should have taken pictures of the octopus I saw recently.

Lyrics:
My zombie girl, my crimson queen, be still my heart this halloween
You're holy roman you're byzantine; you're torn apart this halloween.

How are you so toothsome, when you're so very gruesome, I wish I knew some
Things like Whether you would greet me, or whether you'd just eat me, or how much to be on my guard

You will appear, In darkest dreams, you will-o-[the]-wisp, this halloween
I was satisfied, but you intervened, be still my heart this halloween.

German hand cat

My euphonium kind of works again.  To celebrate, here's "I want to hold your hand" in German and some pictures of Mira.  And there's a squirrel laying down in the middle somewhere.  I challenge you to find it.  I don't know how to pronounce German words.