Script

Here's another thirty-minute song.  I'm all about writing songs in thirty minutes these days.  Any song that takes longer, it seems, is too personal to eject into the cybersphere's abyss.

Song for the Cat

Here's a 30-minute-old song--straight from the cat muse.

Chords are : C G#9 F Bb9// C C7 F F7 C Bb9 C// C C9 G#9 Bb9// etc.

Here's the lyrics so you can sing along!

Won't you please stop licking me my dear

I'll pet you when you ask for it,

And sometimes when you don't

I'll wake you when you're sleeping

And I'm feeling quite alone

I'll envy you in sunshine

And I'll pity you in rain

I'll undermine your dignity

With stupid kitty games

But though you are most interesting

When you are most weird

Won't you please stop licking me my dear

And I'm grateful for affections

Just not in liberal doses

And your parasites are not so bad

Cause I don't mind hypnosis

Your ridiculousness is most sublime

When you act ferocious

But won't you please stop licking me

It really is the grossest

Oh won't you please top licking me my dear

Though I like passing time with you

It really is the nicest

You delegate of delicate

ambassadors of Isis

But though you are most interesting

When you are most weird

Won't you please stop licking me my dear

Air Conditioner Song

The long weekend provided me with time to try to write and record a song.  I'm not entirely satisfied with the result.  I'm still afraid to play brass in this new apartment, so this is just guitars, melodica, and slide whistle.  Mira really hates the melodica.

February update

I took the day off of school today, and one of the things I did was finally record this song:

Christmas Songs

These songs sound terrible from my computer speakers, but halfway decent on headphones. If anyone wants, I can put up the other five or six songs I recorded, but they're generally as good as these songs or worse.

A Hall & Oates parody:

And a similarly bad original:

Christmas Promo

It's that time of year again. Skip to 4:20 for a sweet MIDI I did like 6 years ago and a list of "singles?" from Xmas2011. Replete with bad covers of Styx, BTO, and H&O, this will be a serving of cheer not to be missed. Christ-missed!

VIdeo Post

It's been a long time since I posted a song. I just got my built-in computer microphone to kind of work, so I threw this one together. Will it take me six months to post another one? Probably.